It’s not how; it’s how many you cownt.
This beautiful body is covered in Holstein printed velboa fabric. The cute tip of the swag tail is high pile, the realistic black hooves and the featured pink udder are made of nylex. The legs and tail have embedded PVC coated wiring for fun and flexible positioning. All materials are non toxic and flame retardant. Double stitching with top quality thread ensures product strength for a long life. The lining and padding provide head protection. Durable inner elastic secures a tight fit over the neck so that the cover will not fall off in the fairway or end up in the garage. It fits all clubs from the big butt 460cc driver on down to the little fairway woods. The contrasting black sock, made of yarn materials, provides maximum protection to the graphite metal golf club shaft. Surface washable with a damp cloth.
Your clubs deserve protection. Your mates deserve a laugh.
Furry, fun and functional
Order Udderly Ridiculous for yourself or any golfer you care to gift.
